Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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The WNBA.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Ain't idn't a word.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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