Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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A man did not like this site

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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