Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

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A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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