- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Women's rights.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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