- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

How High is a Chinese man

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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