- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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