- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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