I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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