- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

mikey is cute

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Sex vagina. lol.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What's 9+10? 19

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