Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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taking out the trash... at night

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I'm homeless.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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