- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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