- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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