What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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womens rights

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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