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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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