- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What is 9+10? 19

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

A Fat Kenyan

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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