- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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