Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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