- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

woman's rights

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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