- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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