- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Cancer.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

canadians

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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