- Anti Joke

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97