guess what what that wasnt it

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Roses are flowers.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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your face is kinda funny

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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