Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Trump will make America great again.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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