1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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