- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

no really what are ur names?

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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