- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

I forgot what i was gonna say

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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