your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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sorry got to poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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