What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Check out page 4016 :)

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I wrote a funny joke.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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