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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Justin with a hat.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

It says so on your cap.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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