- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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