Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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