a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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hard cheese

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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V I T A M I N C !

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Anti Joke

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