- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

NEVER

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Stealth baseballs record

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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