What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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