- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock

Water? I hardly know her.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What did the snake say to the rat?

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

ME NAME IS JEFF

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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