- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

why did the man die? he had cancer

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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