- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Black people being friendly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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