Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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The Moon Landing.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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