- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

What's your guys names?

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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