Who invented apple? God

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Adam Chebali has no life

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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