Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

A man did not like this site

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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