- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Obama.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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