Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Eric is gay Ha

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Why did the

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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anus

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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