Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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kushagra tyagi

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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