Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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purple pickles

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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