Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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can you pass the soap?

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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non poop

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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