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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

What do you call white trash Garbage

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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