How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Three black men were walking...

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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