- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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