- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Ol-ive

suck my balls mr.garison

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Women's rights.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Who wants $300? Me too.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

your mom was so fat that she died.

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