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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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