- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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