- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

this is stupid .... yep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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