- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Women's Rights.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

This one time at band camp music was played.

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