so...um, yeah

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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