Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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