- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Justin's life

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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