What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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AIDS.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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