- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

No, Trinidad.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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