Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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A seal walks into a club.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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