- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A man killed himself.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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