- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What's your blood type? Red.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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