- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Anti-jokes are funny.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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