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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.