Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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A Sloth runs...

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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