- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

My jeans

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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