- Anti Joke

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5