Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Title IX

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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