What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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A black student graduated High School

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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