- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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