- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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