What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What is green and slow Grass.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what is the color of a burp burple

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

batman farted so hes retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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