- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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