- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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