Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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how much fish could a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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