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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

God

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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