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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Guess what? I like trains.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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