You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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You have friends

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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