If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

Stop. Seriously stop.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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