what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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feminists.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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