yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

I'm Andrew Schmitt

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

NEVER

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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