- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Stealth baseballs record

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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