A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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