What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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America

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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