I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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