Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Womens rights.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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No

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