sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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