- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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