One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What happen? Idk...

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I love you

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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andrew wagner

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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