What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

wael.. nuff said

Cripples are lame.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

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