What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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