Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Life

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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boo

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Anti Joke

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