- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

DEATH.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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