Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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