- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Women's Rights..

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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