Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

class is canceled. My professor died.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Needless to say,

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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