whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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