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a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

why do mexicans get made fun of

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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